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{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}

{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}

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