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{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
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{"fact":"A cat can spend five or more hours a day grooming himself.","length":58}
{"fact":"The technical term for a cat\u2019s hairball is a \u201cbezoar.\u201d","length":54}
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{"fact":"Smuggling a cat out of ancient Egypt was punishable by death. Phoenician traders eventually succeeded in smuggling felines, which they sold to rich people in Athens and other important cities.","length":192}
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