{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of pants do ghosts wear?","punchline":"Boo jeans.","id":256}
{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of award did the dentist receive?","punchline":"A little plaque.","id":250}
{"fact":"Cats are subject to gum disease and to dental caries. They should have their teeth cleaned by the vet or the cat dentist once a year.","length":133}
{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
{"fact":"Approximately 1\/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.","length":78}
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{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
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